Boy, that was a long commercial. Still haven’t seen Avatar and probably won’t.

The Watcher appeared in GotG Vol. 2

Any point that Paris Jackson realized paragraphs exists would be cool.

“Wait - so a Space Biologist who travels billions of light years to find alien life, freaks out at the corpse of this alien life and runs away and then sticks his face right next to a space penis cobra the very next time we see him is exactly how a Space Biologist is suppose to behave?”

The biologist ran away, not the archeologists. Holloway and Shaw (the archeologists) investigate the corpse and then push on into the cylinder room with the big head.

...and somehow people making a boneheaded decision, even scientists, is unbelievable?

The way I view that Shaw surgery deal is that nearly 100 years from now the anesthetic will be a LOT stronger and the surgery more precise. But that’s just me guessing.

Right? It’s REALLY easy to judge Vickers choice of “where and how to run” while we look down on her from the seats WAY above the whole situation.

“I liked the crew a lot, but the biologist was too stupid. He was “the plot needed him to be stupid,” stupid. Other than that, I thought they were fine.”

● the majority of people who didn’t understand the film (see above) should stick to simple shit like Battlefield Earth.

You’re aware the statement reads “IF” meaning IF you thought that was Prometheus’s problem...

Yassss read ha for filth!!!!

Currently at 9% on Rotten Tomatoes after 21 reviews.

So Germain pans Alien: Covenant which sits at 75% on RT, and he praises King Arthur, which currently has an 8%.

“Anyone” meaning just you?

No. It won’t. When you turn King Arthur into a hipster douchebag and take the legend and its characters into a steaming pile of revisionist PC bullshit, you’ve got a terrible, terrible movie. All that’s missing is his fucking man bun and a Starbucks chai latte.

Charlie Hunnan plays a gangster but you referenc his role in Pacific Rim? Wat?

You may be right, but so far 10 of 11 critics listed on rotten Tomatoes disagree with you.

Ah. here we are a perfect Lussier review. Tons of things don’t work in this movie and there’s a bunch of cumbersome shit but it’s still great.

Weren’t you the one that thought Alien: Covenent had a chance at being good? Also, weren’t you the one saying that Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 was only so-so?