I must go, my planet needs me. Literally.

I've heard the turbos in those things are amazing.

I'll never forget the first and only time I was allowed to sit in one. A friend of one of my detailing customers stopped by while I was detailing an AMG SLS Gullwing (rough day, I know...). As cool as the SLS was, a genuine F1 was just pure fap material. He let me sit behind the wheel and see the VAST expanse of…

Seriously. It looks like part of the TT family.

I like the old "side blade" better.

No one had ever done it before.

Torch...class act move to show appreciation...I am glad your Beetle was returned (and read of saga originally intently)...and am glad that you are doing a solid for SF.

What the story is: oops, Southwest missed an inspection and are getting right on it, but there is nothing to worry about really.

Really, i just wanted an excuse to type that summary. My sense of humor runs between infantile and dense first thing int he morning.

It's not the DSG, only the latest R8s had the DSG, this is the earlier e-gear single clutch automated manual in the 2009 R8. The S-Tronic is the DCT/DSG gearbox.

I know they get all hot and bothered about missiles, but is it too much to ask for one proper WWII style turret on these things?

You're kidding, right? You know how bloated and ineffectual segments of the military are? Hell, Tyler has written about it at least once that I know of.

Damn. I'm impressed.

This has nothing to do with Lambo itself...

Plus Isaac Newton started that whole web series called /DERIVE. Way ahead of his time.

I lost my shit at the Italian Mario accent. And again at "grand prickses."

He called me "Grasshopper", which basically means that he's grooming me to take over for him at Cadillac someday.

"Get a garage" should be on the list. Now that I have one I don't think I'll ever live without one again.

WD-40 is NOT A LUBRICANT. I would never use it on rubber seals on my car.

Winter tires are probably the best winter driving tip there is! Two thumbs up for you!