You have just cleared up my ongoing mystery about who Iggy Azalea reminds me of literally all the time.

Feuding should be kept in the Family.

<Cries into a thermos monogrammed K.D.*> That was beautiful.

Shark Week Aquarium

Seriously Kelly, can you start a monthly review column because I would be so down with that. I got hooked on this series from the post you make about Nine Rules this summer. Clearly we jive when it comes to reading tastes, and there's a reason I bought an ereader: to load it chock full of happy, sappy goodness.

I'm not a good Catholic, although this pope is really starting to make me think twice, but for some reason I have a huge pet peeve about people confusing immaculate conception and virgin birth. Because there are DIE HARD Catholics who don't know that the immaculate conception wasn't the conception of Jesus. Hell, I've…

Your comment sounds straight up like Stefon.

Abe's film had nothing on Black and Tan. SAY WHAT?

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

Better idea: forget basketball and take them to a Rangers game.

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Nobody would be worried about people coming from Madagascar and its one seaport, though.

Oh Mandy Moore, 'I Wanna Be With You,' from the soundtrack of Academy Award Overlooked film Center Stage, is on the soundtrack of my life.

Hey Jude

I'm hereby calling this, "The Slutterfly."

Heh. Your comment reminded me of something. My mother in her golden years has taken up ballroom dancing with a vengeance, and I went to one of her big competitions in the spring (she wins a lot of awards, as she is frequently the only woman competing in the over-60 age group). It was exactly like Strictly Ballroom.…