I tend to think Ben Affleck isn’t lying about his tattoo. Why say it’s a fake if it’s not? At some point a picture will come out of his back, and he’ll either have the giant tattoo (or removal scars) or nothing. (Shrugs) Its ugly, so I hope it’s just for a movie, but whatevs.

They should totally do one of those live-casts at a movie theater, like the Met has been doing with operas the last few years. I’d pay good money to see that!

It’s great, and I love the back even more!

I think the last one on the top row is some kind of joint (knee? Elbow?) With the tendon stretched over it.)

I was just going to post the same thing! Does one hop down the aisle in this getup? At least if you tripped, you’d have a cushy landing!

Also, where were the rest of the Unsullied? There were, like, 6 of them? To protect the queen in the middle of a HUGE stadium full of rowdy, bloodthirsty people that all dislike her/hate her guts to varying degrees? Even our Secret Service does better than that.

I came in second place in my middle school spelling bee., and they mis-spelled my name in the newspaper press release. :-/

Not necessarily - you could always invent other non-BM roles for them, like doing a reading, lighting a memory candle, handing out programs, singing/playing instrument/interpretive dance, etc.

Me too! So many of the “medicated” lip products make my lips burn, I just coat them with Vaseline every night and I’m good to go.

It looks like a rejected costume from the Dick Tracy movie!

Me too! Now I'm waiting for it to stop snowing so I can wear my adorable silver leopard-print flats!

Cat Deeley would be a fantastic host for this.

I am right there with you on the seafood thing. I don't like the smell, texture, or flavor of any fish or other seafood I've ever tried. I keep trying different things on the off chance that I'll find something that I don't hate, but aside from bacon-wrapped scallops drenched in BBQ sauce I haven't found any.

It looks like this gentleman is investigating just Where the "South Wind" Blows, and has determined that it's coming from milady's rear.

Just hope they aren't allergic to green...

A friend got married a few years ago, and the groomsman began his toast with "It hasn't always been smooth sailing for Sam and Kathy. They've had their hard time, Kathy's kicked him out of the house a few times. Um. Uhhhhh. They fight a lot. Uhhhhh..." and it went on like this for about 5 solid minutes. This after…

She was terrible AND had a bad attitude about it. There have been lots of Not Very Good dancers on the show (it's kind of the point!), but she just seemed like she didn't want to be there and couldn't be bothered to learn anything. I felt bad for her partner.

Lolo Jones was pretty terrible, too.

I'm all for a ponytail to a formal event, but could she at least have COMBED it first? This looks like she had it styled down, and in the limo right before she hit the carpet she was like "Fuck it, I'm pulling it back!" and finger-combed it up and threw in a hair tie.