That is the most majestic fucking croquembouche IN THE UNIVERSE. Somewhere, Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood are nodding in approval.

We find out it’s filled with grain and Ben Carson lets out a long, soporific, chuckle.

Can a Deadspin staffer start up a database that details which active pro athletes have either been accused/convicted/exonerated of serious crimes like sexual assault? I need a one stop shop for determining which sports people I can feel mildly ok cheering for

What the hell am I looking at? Didn’t we just see this?

He may be a dwarf to Hobbit fans, but for me, he will always be the OG Being Human vampire, Mitchell.

New Yorkers’ (and east coasters’ in general) disdain for sandals/feet in general comes from the fact that we have to keep our feet wrapped up in waterproof boots for 3/4 of the year, and as a result, our feet are fucking disgusting. When I lived in San Diego, my feet looked like they received daily pedicures from God…

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

I need that, but add "essential oils" to my list.

If you're genuinely curious, it's because this wasn't always necessary and they can't adapt to it. ID was something very rarely needed forty years ago.

If only there was an organization that looked out for Italian Americans, that could advocate on her behalf, that could negotiate with the museum, maybe make them an offer that they perhaps might have a hard time refusing.

I don't understand. There's a mention of Charlie Hunnam and nudity, and yet no one has posted even one single CharlieHunnamSexGif. Is something wrong? Is everyone feeling ok?

I am an alumni of Lancaster High School. I graduated in 2005 and played football and track. I was a Redskin...and I could not give a FUCK if the school changes its mascot. The only argument the ignorant and small-minded locals have is that the name is steeped in tradition. Fuck that shit. As we learn in sociology (and…

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

LLAMA GIFS AHOY!

Canadian milk?

I think her stylist was Xanax and white wine.