Saw this on Facebook this morning.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

My favorate is still the story of Keira Knightley and James McAvoy doing the library sex scene on Atonement, and the director goes: "KEIRA, WANK HIM OFF!"

Non-asshole with asshole dog: get a Gentle Leader stat! Seriously, it was a gift from the heavens for us and our 75lb rescue. Warning: Your dog will probably hate it at first, as most dogs do. Ours was incessantly pawing at her snout, trying to get the damn thing off. But that doesn't last very long, and it turned her…

That's what I thought ... that hair! She's all-around lovely.

The blonde's name is Jennifer Robinson — an Australian media and human rights lawyer — who's said to be one of Amal Alamuddin's best friends. They worked on Julian Assange's defense team together.

Linda Holmes is pretty awesome, and has been spot on with these issues. Gotta take the chance to recommend her podcast Pop Culture Happy Hour to anyone who hasn't listened.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

I'm like 80% sure that's actually Mariah.

You know how if you watch an episode of Star Trek or whatever and there's a redshirt in a dangerous situation? They die and you aren't surprised at all and maybe even roll your eyes and say "ugh saw that coming a mile away". It would be nice for women to not be redshirts, so that countless stories don't start with…

(Apologies in advance for the bad joke)

I am of two minds on this. It is a really ironic form of expressing piety. Specifically because on the receipt it says, "Praying in public." It's literally rewarding you for violating a commandment. It's just one more thing that buys into the embattled mindset that "they've taken God out of our schools and…

So do you just bow your head and pray subtly, or do you have to holler to your server, "Yo! Praying over here! Where's my discount!"? Maybe they hand out Prayer Paddles (trademark), like auction paddles, that you can raise up when it's time for your Discount Prayer? How long before you get your bill do you have to do…

MICROPOCKETS ARE ONLY LESS WORSE THAN FAUX POCKETS

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.

Most importantly, Pentatonix is in this one!

No Holmes on Homes, your list is invalid.