Yeah, we have to get over the “I’m just a clueless man; I don’t know what I’m doing” trope; particularly because these are the same people who also believe that only men are qualified to rule the world. They can’t be both. They can’t be helpless, clueless men, and/or men who can’t be expected to control their natural…

“I would normally think they’d stop her at security and say, ‘Ma’am we understand, but there are children here. Games are like a family affair and everyone doesn’t want to see all that,’”

Correct. Being married and a parent, especially a father of daughters, means you can never, ever act with malicious intent towards women.

You see the Brett Kava-nope expression on his face at 0:11, as he closes in for that killer move, guaranteed to make all his 55 year old bros high five. To him, her ass was a golden opportunity to be king of the kegger. It’s just locker room talk, with hands!

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

and Goebbels, Joseph:

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t…

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

So if I get a wife and kids I can assault people? That’s the defense?

Without looking any further into it, it might be a strategic result of NIFLA v. Becerra, where a California law requiring crisis pregnancy centers (basically anti-abortion family planning centers masquerading as, I dunno, quasi medical providers) to disclose that free or low cost abortions are available elsewhere and,…

Yeah, this looks like White Nonsense In Motion.

IDK...if I looked as bangin’ in that dress as does, I’d be wearing it to the Target.  

The euphemisms are great, aren’t they?

It’s a commonly repeated rumor, but even in the tabs the “spree” wasn’t a single shopping day. Instead, it was how much Kate has reportedly spent on wardrobe and “upkeep” (hair, makeup, spa treatments, personal trainers, etc.). But again, the only place you’ll find the £1 million total is in Tabloid articles that…

Or more, that people “suddenly” care. Epstein’s behavior and his friendship with him were hardly secret until now.

These fucking people...

Remember on Mad Men, when Lane Pryce’s father came to town to tell him to patch things up with his wife and he soon met Lane’s black Playboy bunny girlfriend? And when Lane said no, he wasn’t going back to his wife, Lane’s father whomped him with his cane, knocking off his smart guy glasses as he fell to the floor,…

His problem was not being “too extravagant”, it’s hanging around with a rapist and possibly being a rapist himself. “Extravagance” is part of the job description for a royal.