Re-read the fucking story, you idiot, before asking a stupid question.

Aw man those don’t stay on me.... I tried two types (VS and something else I can’t remember what). A little bit of sweat and I was braless.

That’ll make a comeback, too, since The Kids are crimping again, I hear. Go ahead and fry your hair, whippersnappers.

“Killing children is always a bad idea”*

“Revenge pornography is a form of sexual assault.”

I learned this at an early age when my mum informed me the less you use it, the more effective it is. All while driving her 1957 Beetle like she was in Formula 1 and screaming “Fucking cunts!” out the window at people who refused to get out of the way.

A Senator is one person, one vote so there is that. He always looks like he needs a shower which is another.

Hell, there was talk today that Ted might run, and he essentially said that if he did, he’d run without stopping. PLEASE god, make this happen.

I’m guessing a vice admiral and Navy SEAL should be able to recognize when the Titanic has pulled up alongside him after hitting the iceberg and Captain Smith is yelling, “Hey, wouldn’t you like to take the wheel of this lovely ship? And don’t mind that tiny ding on the side ... no problems here at all!”

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Plus with him out I’d imagine Bannon, Conway, Miller, Spicer and Kushner would be out too.

Him talking about leaks, fake news and voter fraud, to name a few things, erodes our faith in our democratic institutions which will cause ripples far longer than the length of his presidency.

Between that and knowing that they’re not willing to relay information to 🎺 out of concerns of leaks, I don’t know what to think.

I imagine Trump or one of his staff will find a way to take Pence down with him. They’ll probably publicly implicate him in whatever awful Russian conspiracy shit the GOP ends up taking him down for.

Question: If you are impeached and removed from office, are you still eligible for the presidency?

The Republicans will never impeach him, short of him literally murdering someone on the steps of the Capital with a full camera crew (not from Fox) filming every second.

This is a fucking record, right? Can we verify this bullshit?

I think you are closer to the truth than anything. I think he wants to be loved. 

Serious question; He’s worse than Bush II right? He seems like s train crash to me. Is there any political subject he’s got a handle on?

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.