He’s so so SO gross. I can’t imagine how women can bring themselves to put their lips on his face let alone do actual sex with him. *shudder*

A perfectly healthy pear. Cheeto-colored pear. With a Muppet wig.

Oh dear lord, that may be the worst one yet. Stabler would definitely punch this asshole in the face. You know there’s going to be a very special SVU episode in the back half of the season about some famous rich dude running for a prominent political office and it comes out that he had been abusing his daughter…

The guy was LEGIT, not some snake-oil peddling fraud, and certainly making plenty of cash. Was the Oprah-level/fame cash SO appealing that he has been willing to undermine his credibility to this extent? I just can’t understand it.

I posted this one in another thread. This is a new one to me.

Oh man, I thought I had seen all the questionable Donald and Ivanka pictures, but now you’ve got another one. Even the guy in the yellow jacket is looking at them like, “oh no, what sort of fresh hell is THIS?”

I mean if that’s true, it could mean he’s being kept so isolated that he pretty much only ever talks to his mother... poor kid.

AT&T are the illuminati!

Just from the small amount he did reveal to Dr. Oz, we know he’s significantly overweight if not obese. That alone makes him less healthy than Hillary Clinton.

I say this chortling inwardly because I’m an emergency doctor and people endlessly want to tell me about their bowel movements, and mostly it’s completely unrelated

Partway through the day you realize you have made a big mistake. You’re sicker than you thought. You think you should go home. But you’re in the middle of something important — you can just make it another hour, right? It’ll be fine...

A pneumonia is a lot like any infection, you can see your doctor this morning and have one starting by the evening.

I would bet you Trump’s fortune that Donald believes he doesn’t have to maintain himself because no man has ever been as handsome as him.

Will Hillary even be allowed to cough or sneeze at the debates?

Okay Hils, I think it’s time for the nuclear option. You’re going to have to go full-on Katie Couric ... time for an on-air colonoscopy. Then call for Donald Trump to have an on-air prostate exam.

i used to think Ivanka was the smart one in the family. i guess there is no smart one now.

Unattractive women will not be allowed in Trumps’s America. Make America Great Again and Also No Uggos.

We don’t need maternity leave. The science is still out on whether replenishing the human race is a good idea. Why commit ourselves to new laws before all the facts are in?

She may be blissfully ignorant about Donald’s dirt, but she could google the policies she’s so confident have never been mentioned by anyone else.

I fucking hate Ivanka so much. She’s a traitor to her gender and a piece of shit. She is just as bad as her father, just in a more “attractive” package.