The only thing better than that document in Comic Sans is listening to this Brazilian police conference on CNN right now. The female translator is so totally getting into this and emotionally emphasizing the guy’s words ... it’s hilarious.

Fuck you, France. I’m a cradle-lapsed-Catholic and when I go to the lake, I wear a bathing suit with long shorts and a rash guard swimshirt over the top because due to my skin color and medicine I take, I will burn bright red after approximately five minutes in the sun. If I could find a nice looking, cool outfit that…

CCA should burn in hell. Now, can we do something about the practice of private juvenile facilities, which they make a tidy fortune from? That’s simply disgusting, that they are profiting off both juvenile and adult facilities. You tell me, how good a job do you think CCA does in their juvenile programs when they own…

Veteran or not, at what point does this asshole get locked up for making terrorist threats?

In my mind, I’d like to think she just got tired of going home and realizing her bathroom shower didn’t have the power to give her that Silkwood shower feeling she needed to spray off the ick that accumulates after spending any length of time around that filth.

Oh, yeah. I’m a college professor, and over the years a good proportion of my colleagues have told me, as I’ve told them, about feeling like an impostor.

But it’s also possible that this lady was in a bit of shock and wasn’t thinking clearly.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

I felt it when Obama was running the first time around - I was afraid he’d be assassinated. I even had nightmares of him being shot in front of his wife and daughters, it was that much a likelihood in my mind.

Is...is Trump hitting on that guy????

I’ve stopped asking if these are real. At this point, I assume they are all and down another vodka tonic.

The fitted sheet would be a total bitch. LOL

Every campaign has election observers. All of them. This is not at all new.

The problem arises when they try to sell this live grenade to the rest of the country. People start to realize “wtf am I doing, this is a live grenade I just picked up!?!?”.

I’ve seen a couple comments on articles from Trump supporters (at least they said they were) who said if Trump doesn’t win, they will start grab their guns and start a revolution.

I appreciate the context - I live in Colorado, and we have had soem flooding in recent years because of extreme rains in areas that had severe wildfires and the like

Case in point—-this is very similar to what happened where I live in 2010. Where is that? NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. Not coastal. Not prone to flooding. And yet . . .

The only problem with this theory, whenever it’s espoused, is exactly what region of this country is immune from natural disaster? A good portion of the central part of the country is Tornado Alley - guess living there is out. South of there is straight-up drought territory - shouldn’t live where you can’t get water,…

I’m now thinking about looking in the master’s/dissertation database to see if anyone has ever done a thesis/dissertation on pubs shaving habits. I’m just wondering if anyone would ever know I searched for that.

I like to think it’s great parenting.