Couch-coop? In this day and age? What miracle is this? It says a lot that I at first dismissed the game because I immediately assumed the coop would only be online.

This is so consumer friendly I had to double check if it was really published by EA

Are we doing this? Because if we’re doing this then we’re going to have to address the elephant in the room:

While we’re talking about sports event mascots, allow me to brag a little and share with you the mascots for 2018 Asian Games. Which will be held in Indonesia this summer.

Compared to a lot of previous Olympic mascots, these guys are leaps and bounds better, honestly. Considering some of the ones we’ve seen before, I’ll take generic Pokemon ripoff characters any day.

if THIS was my country leader. I would create a poster out of it and post it in the wall of my room while laughing my ass off till I die. Then again our president is already a walking dick so a drawing of him aint exact changing anything

I put a remote controlled bomb in your car but I’ll detonate it only if you run a red light. Won’t be an issue?

Using variations in facial curvature, the shape of one’s nose or mouth, and any other randomly chosen body part is vaguely reminiscent of the tactics white-supremacists (racists in general, for that matter) attempted to use to show their so-called “superiority” to other races. I find it funny that people are now, for…

I wouldn’t mind getting squished by that on a Monday.