I dont think of myself as old, but I am a dad and I have no issues with these shoes. Your analysis is spot on.

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However, as Conte hinted at, it’s hard to judge how Giovinco, say, carving up Sporting Real Charlotte FC would translate against Belgium.

U.S. soccer trash talk is just a little hard to take seriosuly.

I deserve that.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: Re: fwd: the blood was actually just paint

“Stop! Stop! He’s already dead.” - Malcolm Butler, Super Bowl XLIX

You laugh but the NCAA is going to bring the hammer down on MIT for not self-reporting Quan Le having a tutor complete his PE requirements for him.

Much like the beer is a nut brown ale, the footie club’s game is nut brown shit.

Really Cappy should be angry at himself for throwing the Tavares line out with 1:00 left to try to extend JT’s point streak rather than a more defensively responsible unit.

I had a similar situation in my small Arkansas town, FTM. I think he tried to be the first female firefighter in town before transitioning. He ended up as a police officer and EMS. This was back in the early ‘80s.

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Joke’s on you, it’s already tomorrow morning there. Or maybe it is yesterday.

Garvey doesn’t work in this case, since the one and only condom he ever bought (the night of his senior prom) was never opened. He just got good at theatrically flashing it and then making crinkle crinkle noises and then it’s not his fault if women just make assumptions.

Jesus, Lahey, you gotta learn to pace yourself.

This is good advice. Puppies are a lot of work, and there are thousands and thousands of 2 year old dogs that need loving homes.

Alternatively, you can go get a badass adult dog from one of your local shelters. Many of them come potty and crate trained. Rescue a dog AND you don’t have to deal with the puppy shenanigans.

I guess it’s a good sign of his leadership that I’d never heard of Peter Holt until two minutes ago.