The site was a decade old when you started following it. I’m not sure you really understand what “the old site” was. 

This is still the worst Miss in soccer

It was even more painful when she added the flavor packet.

This is a really touching and beautiful family image. I’m sure you know this already, but that rain delay that helped the Cubs out was actually just your grandfather jacking off from heaven; all over all of us.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

What the fuck kind of comment is this? Jeans take a fuckin’ belt, and that’s all there is to it. Even if it’s just to fill the loops, wear a goddamn belt. No belt is some classless hillbilly shit.

Speak for yourself

Julian Edelman just trolled you from the locker room.

So the Chippewas gave OSU the victory, only to take it back? Fucking typical.

🎶 Your agent called to say

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.

Ah, see, I didn’t recognize it as a Matchbox 20 reference because it wasn’t horribly over-enunciated.

Can’t

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.

Sports dadding has improved considerably since the introduction of body-cams.

Benintendi- 22 years old

-Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee

I’d rather see the full uniform than that stupid crying face meme.

Indeed. These debates really bring out people’s pro-management bias. Underneath it all, athletes are labor, but labor sufficiently privileged to occasionally choose the location of their work. Why shouldn’t Durant do what he wants? What the fuck does he owe the Thunder?

To further illustrate, the minimum gov employee per diem (set by the GSA) is $51 per day, up to $74 per day in expensive areas.