What the fuck man? Did you even consider the quality amenities available to patrons of Miller Park before posting this unfair, and obviously quite serious review of the Brewers game day experience? Did you take into consideration the midwest charm of the fans, the low cost of living in Milwaukee, or the fact that…

That ball almost sheared Michael Oliver’s Martin Atkinson right off.

This half-assed post has 96,000 clicks and over 300 comments in under 3 1/2 hours. Does that answer your question?

I hope you’re being facetious.

Brendan,

I know this isn’t the point, but the Bad Soccer Men (TM) played down a bad soccer man for 50 minutes and down two bad soccer men for over 30 minutes, yet came from behind to win an NCAA playoff game in Pk’s. Not bad, soccer men.

3 AM? I must be lonely.

I think he looks like a slightly better than replacement level NFL quarterback that may, or may not, have gone to an Ivy League school.

Even in Tennessee? I’d check the lawbooks before I go fucking your own team in the bible belt.

*was

1A. Bolt, Usain

Fine for him to flip his bat, beat his chest, and boast like he won a war. Fine for me to hope he tears his ACL and never gets to play another game. See we can all do what we want. He got his. Hope I get mine.

What makes those shots all the more amazing is that he beat the XFA’s top net minder, He Haiti Me.

Like a streak-free window, Byrd never saw this coming.

Billy, you’re looking at this from the wrong angle. Ol’ Brendan just really loves You’ll Never Walk Alone.

This article is out of date. Chelsea used to own Mourinho, but Eva Carneiro got him in the divorce.

I understand and agree with your greater point, but just out of curiosity, what would have had AP do on that corner?

MLS hears everyone clambering for relegation and I think they’re headed that way. But if they do, it will be by tiering the teams under their control. NASL will never be invited to the party as a separate entity. Allow yourself to be swallowed or stay out in the cold. That. That is the reason MLS continues to add…

I always appreciated Curt’s insight on what a pitcher might be thinking at any particular time in a game he was analyzing. Otherwise, he can go fuck himself.

“Holy shit.”