Harvey: “I’m just getting ready for the season. Reviewing some tape and hitters’ Ocean Spray charts.”

He went to the Hawk Harrelson School of Letting Dead Air Communicate Your Disappointment.

Unless you’re talking about Burlington/Plattsburgh affiliates, that is simply not true.

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

I don't think so Tim.

What?

Well, cheers to him.

Just assuming that he’d still rather talk about Crossfit.

You find me one clip of Messi getting visably angry when one of his teammates scores instead of him, and I’ll adopt your comparison. I’ll just wait over here.

Me.

I realize there may be more to that incident than the clip showed, but if Carlos Tevez is the voice of reason, it’s time to pack up society and move to the moon.

Hey, look on the bright side. Nobody will accuse Real of signing too many people for a whole year.

I don’t remember who said it, and I’m too lazy to google it, but take heart Missourians, there’s a certain serenity in: (a) knowing you’re fucked; and (b) not being a Raiders fan.

Just because you didn’t pay for it doesn’t mean it was free.

Can’t wait to watch all three in the playoffs next month!!

Of course Maccarone appreciates the importance of carbs after vigorous exercise.

“Meanwhile, you can order a decent case off Amazon for less than 10 bucks.”

I’ll cagar in my sombrero if Real is disqualified for this.

Jesus, if Price thought he hated Boston fans after a few good outings in a Rays’ uniform, wait until he hears what they have to say after a few bad outings in a Sox uniform.

Carson: His name may have been Ted, but I recall all of his friends calling him Curious Joel.