I was thinking “Hey, I wonder if this commentator will drop a homophobic joke.”

The hyphenated last name really takes this to another level. +1

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

A good dog.

john Kruk retired like a boss

Even if you aren’t a Yankee fan, you’re a true Yankee fan.

You were awarded no points, it was a cup match.

#STRUNK LIFE

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

You didn’t pay for it, but the suite owner did. When you buy a suite for a game or season, it’s part of your contract that you have to spend a minimum amount each game on catering in addition to the cost of the suite. All of the ordering for food and booze is done ahead of time and set up before guests arrive.

The last big Arsenal player to leave was RvP, and he left because it was clear Arsenal were still a year or two away from challenging for a title. Since the lean years from the stadium debt are over, he’s brought in Ozil and Alexis, and hasn’t sold anyone of consequence.

I could understand his quitting after two questions better if he was a UNC alum.

Relax, Robert. You’re not a Brown yet.

u probably think irish people are white, too smdh

They’ve got a bunch of drunk Irish on their hands, and they think a Kennedy is going to help matters?

Who the hell says assistant referee in normal conversation

Pretty sure Roy Keane would call that a handshake.

Irish hurlers were last seen at Fenway when literally any sporting event was held there.

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

Some are not local (not all systems are intercompatible); some are tin-foil-hat people who don’t realize that there are license plate readers everywhere.