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Gronk does not go to Halloween parties as a superhero. Superheroes go to Halloween parties as Gronk.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Quit being an asshole, Josh.

I’m not putting the money on Ditka. Nobody passed out.

I hated him at Chelsea so much, but only because of the team he played for. Really seems like a good guy who is fun and engaging with fans.

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To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

That’s unusual. Normally losing your head is reserved for referees in Brazil.

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

That hijacking couldn’t have gone any better if George W. had planned it himself.

Diego Costa would play the role of leg breaker and the guy who’s leg got broken would get red-carded.

“Oh look, a former HS player Deadspin commenter who thinks he can (looks at user name) ......oh.

That bird is wearing shorts.

Spoken like a true a southie.

Thank you - and I mean this sincerely and in the best possible way - for wasting a tremendous, tremendous amount of my time.

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

Not really. They do a better job with everything here than I would, and I’m given plenty of freedom — too much, probably — to do what I want with my other outlets. I’ve insisted on Deadspin-like freedom ever since I’ve left, and I’ve been extremely fortunate to get it.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

Having Instant that high on the list seems like sacrilege; however, you definitely have it right with it being above decaf. Fuck decaf coffee, along with non-alcoholic beer and DC strip clubs.