My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

#notallharbaughs

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

I remember one time when a girl threw me a curve. Boy, there was a lot of crying in that game.

COMMENTING REPORT FOR idkeither:

Yes. Thank you for including Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout. This beer has become a tradition once the weather turns colder. Great late-Autumn/Winter beer.

HUNTER PENCE GUESSED THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA INSTEAD OF THE GREAT GATSBY IN FINAL JEOPARDY! LAST MONTH

Just a personal preference, friend. Also, my exam was not lost in the ether and I slept fine between both days without freaking the fuck out wondering if my exam would count for anything, so, there's that.

Make fun of 'em all you want, but at least Florida didn't let a Japanese game show host write its DUI laws.

This is the worst comment in the history of this site. I'm sorry.

But it's a dunk contest. They're dunking, not fundamental-ing.

Disagree on Heady Topper. It is a completely different style double IPA than something like DFS 90. DFS uses a ton of bittering hops and has a more dank taste which is more typical and quite delicious. Heady uses a shit ton of finishing hops and dry hops the fuck out of their beer. It has a completely different taste…

i'll take that

At least in death Borislow leaves behind a legacy. Well, technically it's Hope Solo's Subaru and it's probably going to be towed.

Can I get a cup of coffee?

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

Our pal BronzeHammer has an anti-comedy video series called "The Week in Jokes." You should watch. [YouTube]

So this machine: