You have to think that CONMEBOL is the most likely to join. Only need 10 nations to agree, none of whom are terribly hard up for FIFA’s member distribution.

NGO has a better chance of getting a pony for its birthday.

Now’s as good a time as any to update the list of Deadspin’s descriptions of Gronk:

6 more. Next question.

Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?

No. Next question.

That’s why I brought up the NY law and implied that it could be different, but that’s some great Kinja you got there, budddy.

HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK OVER HERE AT THIS RULE CHANGE. TALK ABOUT THIS UNTIL WE REDUCE BRADY’S SUSPENSION ON FRIDAY AT 4:59 p.m.

So does its Half Marathon and the Brooklyn Half. NYRR better hope the NY law is different.

If you do a lot of long distance running, podcasts can be your best friend.

Kate Murray is a minority?

It’s just too bad that he waited until after Bryan Adams’ death to come around.

How my hair look Dwight?

Once reports of Peterson’s comments made their way to the Commissioner’s office, Goodell immediately fined Woody Johnson $100,000.

La Liga - the favorite league of the 1 Percent

Haven’t seen Pep that pissed since visited Rose City for a friendly.

Although there appears to be grass on the field, that Brazilian team got waxed. Their goalie didn’t make enough shaves and gave up a rash of goals. Then things got really hairy. Baby-faced Number 5 didn’t even get in there to break it up. What a pussy.

The NASL - Where goalies wander aimlessly off their lines!

Goodell’s continued employment is the same as his paragraph formatting - not fully justified.

He also got mugged by Davis....... but that doesn’t fit your narrative, does it?