This article gives Brian McCann a priapismic rage boner.

At its highest point, that ball would have cleared the Green Monster by about 6 inches. Laser.

The opening of Hey Ladies. It’s been that for years. When I hear the song, I involuntarily reach for my phone.

My name is Rubén de la Cuesta. I wear #10 and I am an Attacking Midfielder for Universitario de Sucre Punch.

Sorry, that joke went just over my head.

This article is too long.

If Vin Scully says it’s ten, it’s ten. Hell, I’d question whether a hot dog is truly a sandwich if that man (stupidly) said it wasn’t.

A day later, and Gregg Gillis has already mashed Jackie up with Wiz Kalifa

He had his hand on the bag. Nothing wrong with that slide. On the other hand, only an asshole throws at someone’s head.

Theo Epstein loves Kate Upton, but not for her tits. It’s really about her concern for the well being of fellow man and her flawless comedic timing - but not because of her tits. Definitely not the tits.

She sounds so cool that I truly hope she survives her crushing disappointment Saturday. Back to back. #COYG

Nice individual effort. Krul result for Newcastle.

Coach Wittman has done exactly zero of the things you recite. Consider yourself enlightened.

I thought the game went smoothly.

Those Russian dashboard cams pick up everything.

HondaJet - Born from self-propelled lawnmowers.

Ballast Point Sculpin

I tried Kern River's Citra in a Santa Monica beer bar, right after I had 2 of the 24 Plinies that they had in the building. Then I finished with 2 drafts of Enjoy By. That was one of the best (and unnecessarily indulgent) beer days of my life. I wish I remembered more of it.

Did Jack Del Rio borrow his mom's orthopedic walking shoes?