38-36 final. Sounds like "scoring" was both teams' achilles.

Some restaurant employee in Wisconsin is suddenly wondering if Robin Williams may still be alive [fingers crossed].

That is fucking despicable.

Accused of scoring in a Sunderland jersey = The British equivalent of reasonable doubt

Cheeky.

Even Brian Johnson and Justin Tsouros yawned at the news.

Whoa! Let's not jump to conclusions. Not all Ravens are wife beaters and murderers.

Good point. I mean, I don't watch every Broncos game, but from what I gather, Julius Thomas catches footballs, not security checks or down blankets.

"Ryan McDonough? He is not human. If he dies, he dies." - Dragic

Is it the world's best beer? I don't know. I've had it. It's fantastic.

The star has been clicked and this post has been bookmarked for life.

Wes Welker has shown great interest in Bode since he started shilling for Liquid Molly.

"The logo was created pro bono"

Uh, Butler wasn't lined up in the right position until Browner moved him to his outside. Holy shit.

The only remaining diamonds in Bristol's rough are SVP and Rusillo.

Who picked the porn clip for the Deadspin Super Bowl commercial yesterday?

"...Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski?"

1. Diphenhydramine HCL (50 mg)

So, is Nigeria Car Lovers plagiarizing Jalopnik, or is it the other way around?