Mike Florio: [licks lips and furiously types] THE PATRIOTS ARE CHEATING AGAIN. THEY HAD AN ATTENDANT WITH SPECIAL SKILLS DISABLE THE HOTEL'S SECURITY CAMERAS AND PULL THE FIRE ALARM TO GAIN A COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE OVER THE SEAHAWKS.

And Anchor Steam

Tell Greg to go buy his own dildo.

"It's the nice way of getting not having to pay the guy you just fired!"

The human octopede? Sure.

"The man-mountain stands at five-foot-eleven, has to be pushing 200 pounds..."

Heh, good point. - Patriots fan watching Rex Ryan's fat ass get kicked out of Florham Park.

Kai Necua is a Latter Day LeGarrette Blount

(sā′dō-măs′ə-kĭz′əm, săd′ō-)

Huh, and I thought that the embodiment of the NFL writers would take the form of Peter King. But no, that works too.

How far?

Yup, must be a mistake. Hannah Pyle wasn't named.

It don't. [chugs beer] Roll Tide. [burps]

"Get the fuck up, Adryan. Nobody even touched you.

That wasn't a flop. That was grand mal seizure.

1. Deadspin pays you to do this?

He'll be re-signed by Sunday.

It's got to grind Nike's gears to see an Adidas knock off of their MCFC uniform.

Nobody in that video wanted a fight to break out more than Byron Scott. Somebody's getting a whiteboard to the lid.

What kind of asshole do you have to be for Jim Mora Jr., to be the voice of reason?