He's fit, huh? I just assumed that Jozy's on vacation far away.

They still have Sankaty Light? I could have sworn that I drank it all one weekend when I visited an old college roommate in Salem.

"I can't describe how bad, bobbly and hard the pitch was to deal with"

Anyone south of the 49th parallel doesn't know who either of you are. Keep walking.

Those are updogs.

Bisciotti's explanation is a believable as those veneers.

Brands ranked:

Guys, guys, stop! It's over. Easy.

Goddamn Girardi. You know you fucked up when you've left Michael Kay as the voice of reason.

No surprise that the fan was run. When Welke hears "You fucking suck, you piece of shit" he immediately assumes the fan is heckling him.

No shit Ray. You finished the job. Fuck you.

That's probs the nicest lofted studio I've seen.

If we're playing "dumb name/logo, good beer" I'll nominate Long Trail's Double Bag.

Hague's statement, translated from Bullshit to Reality:

The 49ers didn't know that Levi's shrink to fit?

Or...

... and then we take your spork and we break it. Immediately thereafter, we dispose of the white mink coat we were wearing during the commission of that lunch room attack in the dumpster behind the gym, pay off the janitor to destroy any remaining copies of the surveillance videos from the lunch room, cop to…

Nice to see that Howard Webb is already advising officials on how to deal with "certain" teams.

Just announce the sitcom. Has to be better than Whitney.

Dear Nick Denton,