Mike Freeman blocked me for questioning whether Wes Welker really gave a shit if Darrelle Revis held him without a catch if the Patriots still won. Still not sure why that prompted the block.

10.5% of Lax bros also admitted to cocaine usage. Look the lacrostitutes may come for the flow, but they stay for the snow.

Sean, the state bar has you listed as "Delinquent." If you need CLE codes, I know a guy that knows a guy.

Was he driving a Prius?

Cowboys and their fans falling back on the achievements of the 1990's. Shocker.

Chimay Blue.

Who would have guessed that Roger Goodell's kinja-burner account would be tdsinthelobby?

The idea of Di Maria and Ozil running shit in Highbury gives me the vapors.

Isn't Tony Dungy the same asshole that ushered Michael Vick back into the NFL? Ok. As you all were.

I did. It's #2.

1. Heady Topper

More likely that Giggs was brought in to finish that fight.

Discussions regarding the fried chicken served by national chain restaurants begin and abruptly end with Popeye's Louisiana Spicy. You want it served in sandwich form? Open up a biscuit and stuff it. All this other jibber jabber is a waste of time.

He is also two inches taller than Hasheem Thabeet, the tallest player in the NBDL. Fixed.

Counterpoint: Any Red Sox fan over the age of 8 wearing a pink hat.

Can you please restate your position using SuperOtter's racist uncle as a metaphor? I understand with everything (and agree with most of what) you said, but I think that "SuperOtter's racist uncle" metaphors might be the only thing that can save Kinja.

I thought that Adnan Januzaj was supposed to learn from Rooney, not the other way around.

It will be addressed, and it, [like the face licking debutante in the picture] will be handled internally."

I'm sure that Dan appreciates the attribution, but the hat tip isn't what we should be worried about, Mac.

Fair enough. Certainly isn't the cream of any crop, but it ain't battery acid either.