Better Know a Fucking Umpire - Bob Davidson

Mike McCready rolling Yellow Ledbetter into the Star Spangled Banner as the lights came on to end PJ's North American Tour at MSG in May 2010. My goosebumps had goosebumps.

Goddamn, that DJ made my day.

God I miss Hoboken - the halfway house between college and life.

There are fans everywhere. That event clearly lacks Structure.

I hate Chelsea and John Terry's an asshole, but that was a soft fucking red. Artest gave Harden a concussion. Terry was just clearing some space.*

What are the percentages of your "After FNL" profit split with Miles? If he's getting less than 50%, you're the douchejuice.

Henceforth, the first line of your resume should be "Was called a 'total dongasaurus' by Buzz Bissenger."

The ringleader, when asked his employment, told police he runs a ball-retrieval business.

The most cherished brotherhood/sisterhoods - those most worthy of protection, are always of the "instant" variety.

If he'd made the comment here, he'd have been sentenced to 56 days on #hineyholeisland

I must confess, the elasticity of Nashville's collective 5 hole has waned in last few months.

Brilliant. Drop the mic and walk off.

Nice. Glute-tuitous violence.

What ever happened to "keep your head up and your stick on the ice?"

If that was the reason, fair enough. Glad I'm not the one that has to decide which side of that line most of the Lin related comments fall on. This has not been the commentariat's finest hour.

That's a fair question. Sean?

the surge caused the water level at a nearby reservoir to drop by two inches.

Whether you cheer for, or despise, the Patriots - whether you agree with Rodney Harrison or think he's a faux tough-guy windbag, on one point we can all agree. Thank the heavens that Bill kept his shirt on for the entire round.

Too bad? Did the Nazis fail to cover the spread for you?