Cheaper gas prices AND full serve? Why wouldn't they go back through Jersey?

Don't get me wrong. I love Deuce. But I'm not ready to disregard the greatness of Claudio Reyna, simply because Dempsey scores more goals. To do so would be to say Soc. Cer?

No need to worry about the post-season. Big Dancing is for sinners.

Serves me right for taking Cousin Sal's advice to go heavy on Under 97 1/2.

Because the Yankees are all about tradition.

Like anyone can tell the difference between McNabb and Puckett at this point.

NFL Roundtable: Is Mike Shanahan A Good Coach?

I only checked the comments to make sure that I wasn't the only one that made that connection. Thank you.

10:12 later, Team LeBron tanked.

I'm a big fan of that shithole Irish casino on the strip with beer pong and a food court in the back. Cheap games, cheap drinks and cheap (if not entirely sanitary) women.

This. This made me laugh.

Glenlivet. 15 French Oak Reserve. It's the best single malt close to $50. If the recipient has a thing for blends, go Johnny Walker Green Label.

Monkey bars at Tri State were closed late Saturday after five people fell and broke ankles.

But what is the 409th reason that the "investigation" took so long?

That comment was brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

That's what happens when you tumble dry Horace Grant.

Well, now we know which Big Ten school will be the runner up in the "Most Embarrassed By This Mess" category.

If NASCAR wants to teach that shitbag a lesson, they'll park him for the remainder of the Sprint Cup season as well.

Your use of the qualification "and plays fantasy baseball" was superfluous.

The typical disclaimer that the Globe's parent company The New York Times owns 18% of the Red Sox is conspicuously absent from this article. How North Korean chic!