Roddick was simply frustrated with the poor taste exhibited by Dan Shaughnessy in faking a Chinese accent as he asked his question.

I'm pretty sure that I signed an online petition a few years back pledging to pee my pants if the Brewers made the playoffs. That's still legally binding right? Right?

Has anyone seen PJ20 yet? I have a chance to go on Tuesday night, but it would completely fuck up my Wednesday. The alternative is to see it on PBS on 10/21. Is it worth it to see it in the theatre?

Jesus. I had forgotten all about that stuff. Fantastic. Now I have a Saturday errand.

MLB proudly promotes the Mets pregame ceremony on mlb.com, with nary a mention of how it made certain to ensure that the Mets didn't pay "too much" respect to the fallen first responders - and possibly violate MLB's licensing agreement with New Era.

I love fantasy stories.

You have to admire how there love has grown - from that night they met (and banged) outside of McFadden's on 3rd Street to the night they legitimized the birth of their unborn, bastard child outside of McFadden's Ballpark.

NASCAR higher-ups quietly asked her to step aside so that its brand did not become branded as the official sport of Orange Trash.

See, I ain't the only one.

He hops to recover in time for the final.

Brah, that's the most brah video eva' brah.

This article's been up for almost 5 hours and nobody's made a trite (i) OWAH DAHKEE RACEEVAH or (ii) NO ONE DENIES THIS "joke." Is the internet broken?

If you need to incorporate "FOR MEN" in the logo, it probably isn't.

Hey Chinese team, FUCK YOU for making me root for the Hoyas.

A spectacular failure after 4 seconds would have been a fitting tribute to Jim Kelly.

Once, in a deep sleep, I called by wife the wrong name when she kissed my cheek upon entering our room. Suffice it to say, I was not asleep for long.

After watching the commercial, I see no resemblance. That young lady's posterior is not nearly as big as Vince Wilfork's.

Fuck it. Video upload fail (miserably).

When asked if he thought he looked like Matzek, Howard responded, " Yeah, he FUCK [tick] SHIT looks COCKSUCKER [tick] like CUNTHOLE me."

"Easily the best Chelsea finish I've ever witnessed."