If she'd referenced foxy boxing instead of basketball, I might have given her partial credit.

It's nice to see a story about a Pope and a little boy that doesn't make me question the motives of the Catholic Church.

100% agree. I disregard anything said by someone that LOVED Boondock. Also, Forrest Gump sucked a big bag of dicks.

Having repeatedly crossed an international border and dealt with the snotty French-Canadian border guards just to get to Club Downtown, you're right - Quebecoise stoppers are the best.

But where do you go for dong shots?

+1. That just became my favorite comment with the word "perforated" in it.

We're steamrolling towards Boston scoring 10 more goals than Vancouver over the course of the series and losing the Cup.

Whatever the over/under is for molehills being made by Donaghy into mountains, take the over.

1998: Tragedy Again Strikes Dan Aykroyd, as Former, Fellow Canadian, Associate is Murdered by his American wife.

Immediately after the proclamation was issued, ACORN registered each Maverick to vote in at least four different districts.

Pretty brave for a cyclist sponsored by the color yellow.

Scocca's ruining AJ's ruination of Deadspin.

Please reconsider.

@MopUpReliever - sign me up. And if anyone isn't following Bevraj, his tweet from 42 minutes ago is more than enough reason to do so.

I probably shouldn't have been as surprised as I am, but Jaden Smith is a fucking awful actor. I am pissed at a 12 year old for making me miss Ralph Macchio.

Agreed. He can only get pissed if the clothes in the basket are still warm.

What a crock(ett).

Whenthe players need to warm up, they go snuggle in Mr. Simmons' mustache.

Mike Rizzo took one look at Mahan and started thinking of ways to waste over $100 Million on him.

When asked why he wasn't sporting a playoff beard, Simmons said that the Sportsgal was back in L.A.