Update: Mike Murphy, vice president of hockey operations for the NHL, could "find no conclusive evidence" that Aaron Rome blindsided Nathan Horton.

If you can throw in a healthy dose of unnecessary racism from the ol' fella, I'll be able to relate right quick.

You're left.

The kid that drew that picture must be in college now. Jeter hasn't had that much range to his right since 1999.

Clint Hurdle Is Fine, Everybody

So after a long, busy day at work, I poured myself nice sized JW Green and sat down to peruse the day's happenings on Deadspin. Tired and ready to call it "just another day" I read the comments from Barry's Thrasher's Season Tickets post and learned that PaoloLex has been banned. Suddenly, today was not for naught. …

Bad Beats

NOW WHO WANTS TO WATCH ME HIT SOME DINGERS?!?!?

Enemy of the State. I know it sucks, but I can't turn it off.

You nailed it. My immediate conclusion - Caroline's a fatty.

The medical staff at Coors Field were able to tell he was dead once his petechial hemorrhaging turned blue.

Jonathan. Clay. Redick.

When you study for the bar, think quality > quantity. (Shorter stints of dedicated studying are far more valuable than long, half-assed sessions)

+1

Tupac sounded better after taking twelve rounds in Vegas.

Huh, now that I've seen Gloria, "Got a neck tattoo" just fell to #2 on the Top Ten Reasons to Question The Judgment of Delonte West.

...the parking lot is a block away from a sports bar recently opened by a couple of Eagles...

And thus endeth Luke Scott's brief foray into public relations consulting.

So Goodell is at liberty to present whatever skewed data he wants to promote the owners' agenda in the public eye. At the same time, if a representative (in this case, a de facto representative) rebuts the Commissioner's assertions, that's just "whining." Glad to know with whom your allegiance lies. Don't forget…

Well, had I read yours first, I wouldn't have wasted my time writing mine. Well done.