@JohnnyDrinky: Number 9 is good shit. I'm not a fan of MH's other varieties, but you cant go wrong with 9. If you ever get the chance, try Long Trail Belgian White.

@Chuck_Schick: Dry county?

@Walk Off HBP: In honor of the pussification of Philadelphia, I'll be drinking Yuengling spritzers all night. Whoops, no seltzer. Looks like I'm having it straight up.

So Hickey, is that your sweet Jeep Liberty or your sweeter Suburu Impreza?

@titansfan78: I heard on the radio today that Collins is the 12 leading passer in NFL history.

@JedLeland: This has nothing to do with traditional "shotgun" and everything to do with calling the ability to get piss drunk without worrying about having to drive home.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good DUAN.

@vodkanaut: Went with the Neely's (from Food Network) brine this year, salt, peppercorns, cider, Jack, light brown sugar. Seemed even better than the run of the mill brine. At least worth a try.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Stole a Guinness from a blind guy when his friends weren't looking.

@Peter Nincompoop: I think you're right. Then again, I think that people that ball-up, rather than fold the TP are weird to begin with.

@CalvinandJahv: Sometimes I bleed when I poop.

@Julian Vargas: Co-sign on Bodie.

@Funnyinmyhead: Agreed. You should keep a shovel and bag of lye on hand just in case.

@Walk Off HBP: I once shit in the unprimed toilet of a one armed man's RV.

@SpecAgentJohnnyUtah: Are we simply ignoring Avery Brooks' work as Hawk in Spenser For Hire?

@BarD: It'll make you dizzy...

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: Sent from my rotary phone.

@InSinSeer: And all of their members will circle up at their flanks.

@Always Winning: I would, but the Gizmodo guys would just bust my hump for not turning my iPhone sideways during filming.

@Same Sad Echo: I'm sure that I could go see True Grit at any of the 8 or 10 theaters within a 20 mile radius, but I bet you can find 22 oz. bottles of Double Bag in town.