@Malik Sealy Dirt Mattress: Please let me assure you, graduating from Siena doesn't cause one to feel any need to defend Loudonville, Colonie, Watervliet or any other hamlet in the greater Smallbany "metropolitan" area.

Why would anyone ask him about the private shit he does with his wife?

@ursa:

@WashingtonForeskins: The moment you see "Kobayashi" on the bottom of Agent Kujan's mug.

@Walk Off HBP: Actually, I think that casting is spelled with a...

WQAM in Miami plays it a little fast and loose with the whole FCC "don't use naughty language" thing, huh?

@ClueHeywood: Stop it. He already feels like a heel.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Normally, I'd respond with the colloquialism Six of one, half-dozen of the other, however, such familiarites may be too ambitious in this instance.

@David Hume: +10.2

@FarmRaised: Say hi to Louie for me.

@IronMikeGallego: I beg your pardon. I currently have one FULL bar of AT&T service.

@WashingtonForeskins: That made me think of the Mac calling everyone "Jabroni" in hockey episode. I loved how they all acted like they'd never heard it before.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: The Fresh Beat Band. Nick Jr.

@Landycakeboss: You seem like a nice enough chap, but you're clearly one invitation way from being a member of a flash mob.

@WashingtonForeskins: Did anyone else think that the Lethal Weapon 5 episode was the best one in the past two years? Frank being told to hurry up and finish (as he's wearing the pig tails and banging the whore from behind) slayed me.

@Walk Off HBP: I HATE that show. That dick bag with the neatly trimmed beard and the bitch with fetal alcohol syndrome... I don't care for the cut of their collective jib.

@Walk Off HBP: Coppenhagen was too fine. I swallowed that shit even if nobody touched me. But "The Foul Ball" as it became known, was a life changer. It went straight down my throat. I stood up, put my right hand on the ump's shoulder, shook my glove off, lifted my mask and let rip. The ump was laughing at me for…

@VTBen: Two questions: (i) what is your avatar; and (ii) Southern VT, Lake region or NEK?

@Walk Off HBP: See my response to LBCS above. The taste of Jack and A&W reminds me of the time I took a foul ball off the mask and swallowed a lip full of Kodiak. So, that makes two things that I'd rather never do again.

@JohnnyDrinky: What's CM Tattoo? I've been draining a bottle of Bite every week or so, but I've never heard of that.