@FatNakedMoleRat: Not a waste if you really enjoy bourbon and "mix" it with nothing but frozen water. Otherwise, stick to regular Maker's.

@Sonar Jose: My dad has made a career out of "I didn't come here for a haircut."

@CoreyHaimBurgler: Jack's contempt for The Edge would have been more subtle if he'd stood up and pissed on him. It was awesome.

@Bring Back BJ: Got home late, getting up early. Rum, rum, rum and Zero it will be. The alcoholic's ambien.

@tastes_like_burning: That's the only way to start. A beard is the mustache's training wheels. Sure, you can start one without the other but you should only do so if you're wearing a helmet.

@FavreFAIL: Good question. I'm sure that if the players' association wasn't led by an incompetent boob like Billy Hunter it would demand that salary cap be raised so that the per player average remained consistent. If teams are allowed to spend, they generally will. If they stop spending, you can always jump up and…

@FavreFAIL: I've always thought that the job loss argument is a red herring. There's 30 teams. Each team has somewhere between 12 and 15 players on their roster. if you chop two teams (lose 24-30 roster spots) - those players still have jobs if you bump up current rosters by one player each. Done and done.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: OK, so I haven't been around much, but how in the bloody hell did you get destarred? What's next, David Hume's comments show up in pink?

@vodkanaut: Come for the alcoholism! Stay for the sex addiction!

@Always Winning: Pretty good top 3. From the Veteran's Committee, I'd add Gourmet Spud and Hit Bull Win Steak.

@Natzzzzzz: Sorry man. I'm not seeing what you're seeing.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Or a ball-gag.

@DonCherry'sSportCoat: @Pierzy: @Kofi Appiah Biney: Well... this is awkward. I'm just going to talk to those people over there. Carry on.

@Kofi Appiah Biney: Based solely on your phrasing of that question, I'd have some proof read your writing sample before you submit it to AJ.

@vodkanaut: Will there be a kosher-vegetarian option?

@Tulos_Mullet: Fantastic. And now that we're out of witnesses, I think that I'll drink a little.

Hang Lo-Mein.

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Of course. After all, Brown was previously admitted as an inaugural member of the Ivy League in 1954.

Heather Graham has really let herself go.

If the Heat were in the West, they'd only be half a game up on Phoenix for the final playoff spot.