Kevin Westgarth is auditioning to be Drew's next avatar.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Use it to wash down 2 Excedrin and a Mucinex D and then walk towards the light.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Count yourself lucky. She left me with a intermittent need for Valtrex.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: One man's Eric Christian Olson is another man's Erika Christiansen. To each his own, I say.

@BlueWhipped: Are you talking about the wedding party or the Nationals?

@Mangini In A Bottle: Went to school with far too many Long Island strumpets to avoid the Boones.

@Big_Sloppy: Great line. Congratulations on the house. Go check your boiler. It just shit the bed.

@Always Winning: I've always found that the law of diminishing returns kicks in right around Stoli.

@Mangini In A Bottle: To be fair, Boone's has never been directly implicated in any historically terrible decisions... so far as I know.

@Prick Top: Call me meshuga, but this gentile thinks He'Brew is pretty good beer.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: Nice. How do you explain her fundamentally perfect "box out?"

@Always Winning: Love Delirium but prefer Chimay Cinq Cents. Have you tried any of the Unibroue beers? La Fin Du Monde and Trois Pistoles are both great.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: You're really fishing for complements, aren't you?

@Landycakeboss: Look, if I'm wrong, I'm sure you'll tell me, but if Four Loko is being used to modify or describe the adjective "huge" wouldn't that make it an adverb?

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Actually, prostrate cancer. Hence, the powder blue.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: That reminds me, I've been meaning to file all necessary paperwork to incorporate Najeh Davenporto-Potties, Ltd. Go ahead, ask me how business has been.

@Kid Canada: Seriously? You really think that is an apt comparison? Do you ever watch NESN coverage?

@Same Sad Echo: This prompted me to go to the VPA site. What has to happen for Arlington to be 3-9 in Division 4? A lot has changed in 20 years.

@Easter Bunny: Seahorses. Hornets. Drunk Slavs?