I hoped against hope that the link would lead to a World Series story. Alas...

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Thass mean! He jus got alpaca.

@Ken Gryphon Jr.: Patrick Dennehy scoffs at Patrick O'Bryant's teammate issues.

@Phintastic: We're talking about your nipples, right?

@Clamps: Thank you for that.

MTO is the most disgusting/non-credible site in the world.

Thirteen seconds of my new favorite on-the-scene reporter was not enough (otherwise I would be bragging about totally bitching Drew's record), so I Googled Adrienne Moore. Not only does the lovely lady from the 33 to 46 second mark not appear to be Ms. Moore, but "Adrienne Moore" seems to work for a San Diego…

@The_Night_Man_Cometh:

@Walk Off HBP: Hug.

@istealllamas: He never had reason to testify against Marvin Harrison.

@Tulos_Mullet: Just fire a Red Bull and get back after it!

@David Matthews: See, Bus was right. That guy really thinks outside the box.

@David Hume: Well said. However, based on the description, Carnac may have also guessed Black River or Green Mountain.

@sarrible: Eh, there's a stunt fuck in every group.

If that thunderstorm gets aroused, Utah is fucked.

@Desi_Relaford: They bought Seagram's assuming the series would go 7.

@UkraineNotWeak: You mean the one that he used to snort black tar heroin through?

@Phintastic: Yes, please sip those body shots responsibly.

@sweatingmullets: Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

Hey Ernie! Nice segue from Hamilton's substance abuse issues to the Capt. Morgan plug.