@Tulos_Mullet: Euro League games bear a striking resemblance to Rock n' Bowl night at the Hampton Bowling Alley and Arcade.

@WashingtonForeskins: Sure, the Allison Parker days are long behind her, but Courtney Thorne-Smith can do that to a man. Don't beat yourself up, buddy.

Anyone remember when MTV2 used to play videos?

Cris Collinsworth's word of the night...

Seems like the wrong time of the month to make any advances on those ladies.

Beware. This seems like the type of Brett Favre/Amy Mickelson cross-post that be ripe for the bannings.

I expect a response.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Good stuff.

@IronMikeGallego: +1

@David Matthews: Ahhh, yes. That wonderful tme of year when TBS beats me over the head with how (ahem) "funny" it is.

Less than 19 hours until we post nothing but open threads for about a month.

@UweBollocks: +1. I see what you did there. Obviously, he doesn't. But I do.

@OchentaYcinco: I also appreciated his use of "bone" as a verb.

So if you live near Cincinnati, might as well pick up a box. You'll get two different kinds of O's.

@Lionel Osbourne: I'd never heard of it - and yet I'm suddenly pissed that it's not on Adult Swim On Demand.

@Achiever: That was great.

@FavreFAIL: You're not a fan of the "Awkward situation - Double entendre - Opening Credits - Commercial - Poop joke - Alcoholism joke - Double entendre - Plastic hot chick in spandex - Sexual innuendo - Commercial - Unloving mother joke - Double entendre - Poop joke - Double entendre - Closing credits" brand of comedy?

@Its The Beer Talking: Boy, it sure didn't take long for Niners fans to jump ship.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: At Southern Cal, they'd 100 Grand - maybe S'Mores.

@DaveyNC: You're joking, right?