@UweBollocks: Although it has been black-balled by Dr. Kubler-Ross and her voodoo followers, the fifth (of six, not five), or "lost" stage of grief is no less important than its five breathren:

Jorge only recently became ineligible for Yankee's HOP week when doctors chopped off his second leg.

David,

If Lester had happened upon the picture of Avon Barksdale posted above, rather than his Golden Gloves poster, I'm guessing the second half of The Wire's first season would have taken on a new story line.

This candidate for "Ultimate Yankee Fan" boasts that he's "seen almost every game since 1995."

@Smokey Tornado: You mean that you don't?

@The Shotgun from Resident Evil 2: By who?

@Brando: True, and it didn't take long. Admirable refractory period.

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Don't feel guilty. The vitamins in that low-hanging fruit are good for skin.

@CurseOfBobbyLane: Fantastic.

On Orange Julius:

Every time I pass a Popeye's I comment on how long it's been since I enjoyed its Louisiana Spicy goodness. Then I weep.

@Gottliebs Cards: I'm suddenly wondering when I might next be able to view The Mentalist on CBS.

@DrJamesAndrews: Bobby Cox isn't dead yet. If you don't see him in the dugout, just assume that he got ejected.

Rodriguez has a history of incidents with the team. Last year, he got into a scuffle on the team bus with executive Tony Bernazard, and exchanged words with Yankees reliever Brian Bruney during batting practice after the two traded barbs in the media.

Mikhail is putting together a focus group to determine which name is most likely to induce LeBron to "take his talents to Brighton Beach" in 3 years.

Note to Barry: This post was mis-tagged as athletedong.

New Zealand's national rugby association was also perturbed because File's public display of his measily 3" cock undermined the the legitimacy of the nation's "All Blacks" nickname.

@MattinglysSideburns: Look, Rhea Perlman is no prize, but I hardly think that such name calling is necessary.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Did you just go Zagat's on us?