@FavreFAIL: Best of luck dealing with what I'm sure will be a self-righteous, condescending and unbelievably shameful appeals process. Although I doubt you'll ever have to defend your basic human rights in this forum, you'll always have the support of the MUR.

@Stymie99: I understand your point, but this goes far beyond reporting typical locker room shenanigans. If Sterger's account is to be taken at face value, she was subjected to unsolicited sexual harassment. Versus wouldn't look good firing her for blowing the whistle on such abuse, even if she could have found a…

All that off-season tractor riding, somebody's got gonorrhea.

@MattinglysSideburns: A bro's responsibility to Protect This House®, knows no season.

"she said u have to pull out bc I am fertile"

@bevraj of choice: Sure, his brand of comedy has fallen out of favor in recent decades, but on the other hand, there are five fingers.

Those guys better check themselves before they Reykjavik-themselves.

@Senor_Spielbergo: There's a shit load of Raiders fans that have been screaming that since 1972.

Effective immediately, Minor League Baseball will test for it.

@jarrett.annenberg: Since that comment was as long as most Deadspin posts, let's give it a name:

@David Hume: Doesn't his uber-chic tee-shirt answer that question?

And in the 7th, someone Tried To Throw A Chair At Beck And O'Reilly...

The Lacrosse hidden ball trick. It's just like Baseball's hidden ball trick - except it's got better flow and a grander sense of entitlement.

Fuck me. My guy convinced me that Maize +15 was a lock.

@two81three30: +1.

I guess that God needed a set of whitewalls.

@vodkanaut: I didn't realize that he'd get all Huffy about it.

I'm not prepared to live in a world where Mike Tyson starts looking like a homeless, face tattooed Evander Holyfield.

@racefortheprize: It's kinda like in the WWE where...

@AzureTexan: Actually, it's just a book on tape. More of a podcast, if you will.