@vodkanaut: We don't have much of a choice with the likes of grahamillion in the jury pool, now do we?

Northwest Chicago, you say? They're not in the same Ligue as their Southside counterparts.

What is the worst thing a woman has ever said to you that wasn't meant as an insult?

@Trot Nixons Hat: I'm going to assume that your comment is made with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Otherwise, I'd be forced to wonder what happened in the past 17 days that inspired your sudden political correctness. Or is it still okay to call modern day Germans "Krauts" because their ancestors are less…

@IroquoisWarrior: Upon their return from England, would they be passing through Iroquois customs, at an airport on Iroquois sovereign land, whose security is funded by the Iroquois government through the collection and administration of Iroquois tax dollars?

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: If history has taught us anything, we should all know that if you're going to take a stab at making an Artie Lange joke, don't hesitate.

Dear Scott,

@David Hume: Holly Rowe is praying to God that market price is proportionate to weight.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +XXV

@Justin Long: Tip 'o my cap to you for your portrayal of a gay porn star in Zach & Miri. You owned it.

@sukkerpunch: If she's riding West, dysentery is the least of her concerns.

@Prick Top:

@CumaeanSibyl: In most civilized societies, yes. 30 minutes west of the Main Line and beyond? It's called "a learnin."

@SynicVance2.0: Fair enough. I was thinking more along the lines of former champions whose frugality in an era of excess has relegated them to seemingly perennial bride's maids.

@Smokey Tornado: If you're looking for him, he's sittin by the window cause it's so fuckin hot...

@Silky John-STON!: Oh, can't he get some horrible, terminal disease that won't bring Curt Schilling back into the spotlight?

@SynicVance2.0: Doesn't that make the Gunners more like the Twins?

Semenya will continue to carry a stigma

@scoop.and.slam: Saw some idiot fall into the net behind home plate at Yankee Stadium a few years ago. He laid still for several minutes and then popped up like it was all a joke. The fans proceeded to treat him with all due respect. So did the cops that fished him out of the net.

there's never a good time to be in Iran or Pittsburgh.