"...Then, once I learned that McDaniels, the little shit, had benched me for Week 17, I went into his office and picked him up - just like this."

@TommyAce: He was "shopping" at Filene's Basement at the time in question. I'm sure several security cameras can verify his whereabouts.

@bevraj of choice: You're not suggesting that all of the Pirates engage in some sort of unprotected sodomy with Isiah Thomas are you?

@TommyAce: Great image. That should become a DS staple.

Now, if he'd hit that home run against the Central Washington softball team, he could have been carried around the bases by a couple of chubby girls and nominated for an ESPY!

INT: SECRETARIAL STATION IN FRONT OF GAR FORMAN'S OFFICE. MIDDAY, JULY 1, 2010.

Tom Treebow is obviously a caricature of the Gators' AJ Jones, a 6'1" 226 lb African-American linebacker from Tampa, Florida.

I know that it's been years since Mitch actually cared about Detroit sports, but somebody should tell him that the kid he's hugging is not actually Chauncey before he ends up on a government watch list.

MSU-related health issue that hit closest to home, Magic's HIV, Respert's stomach cancer or Smoker's substance abuse issues? For full credit, please show your work.

I don't watch the All-Star game religiously.

I can't wait to see how Nike incorporates that footage into its Write the Future commercials.

Once saw a girl dancing to Janie's Got a Gun. Sort of took all the guess work out of how she got to that point in her life.

@Nickly: Tim Howard can throw out the first fucking pitch before fading into cock-sucking obscurity for the next three and a half years.

He didn't just eat that booger. He savored it.

Although Mills and Tomlin fled the scene, authorities got Head at Whiskey Dick's. No shots were fired.

@UkraineNotWeak: No. But several boobs were featured.

@SchlossysShoe: They're not going to glaze themselves...

@Johnny Blaze: If your question was serious: Defendants rarely seek to introduce any evidence before the grand jury. In the rare circumstances in which they do so, it is usually only the defendant that testifies on his own behalf. There is very little upside to testifying before the grand jury (outside of the…

@IwaxJayMariottiseyebrows: That will never be not funny.

@BigTenObsession: Really? You're going with Don't let the facts get in your way or anything, to justify France's "win" against Ireland?