@NoleTuff: I'll be stealing that line and using as my own. Although I'll never give you any credit for its origin, I'll leave a nickel in the neighborhood 7-11's "Take a Penny" in your name.

Those idiots give bags filled with a water and vinegar solution a bad name.

@I Like Cheap Beer: See the comment immediately above Pete Gaines. There's your answer.

@Johnny LaRue: Babel Fish still has some kinks in it.

@SignGuyDino: He was subbed out in the 63rd minute for Haywood Jablome.

Not only did they alter his mug-shot, they bleeped out the repeated Department of Corrections recording telling Doc that his conversation with Scott was being recorded.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Sounds like someone's already laying the ground-work for his "mental disease or defect" defense.

@DirkToberFest: If you get a second dance from Misty, she'll let you do a body shot down the indentation of her C-Section scar!

The incident overshadowed one hell of a halftime performance by Great White.

He looks like the kind of guy that Ices his bros.

@VonKaiserSoze: ...so Hoffman's going to fuck an Olsen twin and drop dead?

@Runaround_Suh: By happenstance, they sat right next to Justin Halpern and his father.

@Silent Q: Yeah, I was too lazy to read it. So I got the audio-book from iTunes. Apparently, Artie was too lazy (strung out) to read it too. He did the first 30 pages. Then I was subjected to the dulcet tones of Bob Levy, Baba Booey and Florentine. It would have been easier to actually read the damn thing.

@DirkToberFest: On-Ree can Póg mo Thóin.

Next up, two lacrosse bros complain about how water polo is an elitest sport played by total jerk-offs.

For a split second, Chris Nilan thought he may have found that adjunct teaching position that would save him from having to shoplift swim trunks from Filene's Basement.

In related news, any member of the Commentariat that receives a fifth (+1) will have their ability to comment disabled.

Sounds like somebody's jealous that they don't have boobies yet.

@OchentaYcinco: P-for-W recommended a suburban ballet above. Checking out the website, its open until 4 when all bars close at 2? Is that the ultimate loophole (not a euphemism)?

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Many thanks.