Genuine tiger penises are rare and can be sold at inflated prices for use in adornment, rituals and medicines.

That baby thanks his lucky stars for two things:

@Ninja Assassin: It still is.

@roland_t_flakfizer: The actor or the dentist?

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: More of a Johnny Cash "Boy Named Sioux" fan myself.

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: The famous Dusseldorf patriot Paul Reveremuller rode through the night chanting ein if by bus, zwei if by boat.

From now on, my "go to" excuse for failing at anything will be "I don't have the muscle memory."

@TT-Zop: Poor kid. The first time he pees mid-diaper change, Busey's gonna pull his endocrine system out of his body.

I'll leave it to the serious NFL types to reckon where the 2007 No. 1 overall pick falls on the list of all-time busts.

@blogsarefun: I think that even fans of Arsenal, Cheslsea, Fulham, Spurs, West Ham, Charlton, Crystal Palace and QPR would agree with that.

What the hell is going on around here? It's damn near noon and I have yet to be informed which winner won better than other winners last night! I feel so naked. I feel so scared.

@The New No. 2: +Fore

The Chosen (Far to Early) One.

@WalterHagenTuxedo: Because to receive as much attention as Harwell's death has, the person passing away will have to be missed.

Mark Chmura is appalled. Whoops? Did I say appalled? I meant engorged.

In hindsight, maybe LT shouldn't have chosen "Entitled College Lacrosse Player" as his second career.

@Ron Dayne's Strict Diet: My comment was intended to question the accuracy of Barry's statement, not to solicit the sympathy of the commentariat. And for the record, I don't recall much of an outcry when the Sox dismissed Mike Benjamin at the end of the '98 season. Then again, he only made $240,000 that year.