No way that's the worst contract of the decade. Byrnes hit 14 homeruns for that $30 Million. In 2 1/2 years, Julio Lugo hit 13 home runs, committed 42 errors in and stole $36 Million from Boston.

The victim told police that before she even realized what was happening, Taylor raced off the corner and blocked her extra point. "He Tecmo Bowl'd me over."

" A couple of nights ago we attended the Reds/Mets game with our buddy who lives in Miami with his brother. He asked if I still write baseball on the Internet, and when I told him yes unfortunately, he replied with a nugget...apparently this will be it for Lowell after 13 big league seasons in the sun. "

The team's back-up excuse was that they mistakenly believed that Lebanon was south of 84 and west of 91, in the "New York sympathizing, go F yourself" region of Connecticut.

@ScientificMapp: ...Yet couldn't comprehend why Gareth Thomas shrugged off her advances.

Who'd have guessed? I've always found upper-middle class lacrosse players from Maryland to be some of the most cordial, self-effacing gentlemen I've ever encountered.

@comment_ninja: Is there a way to simply erase the offending comment?

@Justinhalpern: I'm picturing him walking off a stage with Calloway playing in the background. If that's the way he rolls, he's okay by me.

@DirkToberFest: What did you do to Super Mike?!?!?

Lord said he welcomed Snyder's letter and wants to "rebuild the relationship,"

the Army Corps of Engineers is planning to open up a dam to relieve pressure upstream.

Maybe I watch too much children's television, and maybe I dislike Kobe Bryant, but that picture is 10 gallons of urine and a monkey away from being a Curious George poster.

Alualu and Tebow speak openly about their religious beliefs but don't come across as pushy or preachy.

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@Silent Q: As a wise disc jockey at Montreal's quaint little Club Super Friction once said, "No souvenirs, only memories."

@ShamrockSean: The heart of every Redskins fan just momentarily fluttered with pure, unabashed joy.

Rawls In A Gay Bar

@DogRidingRodeoMonkey: You'd turn your nose up at that horse if it wasn't free.

At first I thought he was going to right because he couldn't get around on Dad's weak-ass soft toss. Then I saw the Jeter shirt and realized that he's just naturally gifted with an inside-out swing that will leave Michael Kay engorged and weeping softly.

@ArkansasFred: I preferred the sequel, Ernest Doesn't Answer His Door on Halloween To Avoid Violating His Conditions of Parole.