@rulesboy: Usually, he includes his middle name Isabsofuckinglutely.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: +1 popped collar.

Not a Zoubek fan.

Expiration Date: 3 years after issuance or as soon as you die in a fiery wreck.

Although not a traditional power, I still think that Steve's Prince of Dog Fighting puts out the best product.

@100percentinjuryrate: If so, I don't think that his creditors' committee is going to confirm that Chapter 11 plan.

I'll just assume that the surgeon crouched down and smacked the floor immediately before performing the surgery.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: She got him back to her place by inviting him to "go 5 hole" on her.

Poor Shane. By the looks of that picture, he'd already lost the Von Dutch hat he was undoubtedly sporting earlier in the evening.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Peter King's giving you a +1 right now. In other words, you can bang Mary Beth without fear of reprisal.

@wrecking_ball: She's not much of a fighter, but you should see her box!

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Fuck that. Why's that such a big fucking deal. Will can go fuck his fucking mom in her fucking fuck hole.

Mandatory Spanish Highlight Disclaimer: No Chinamen were ridiculed during the making of this La Liga production.

@Seis-Nueve: ...all the women in the crowd...

With the proper marketing, this could be a gold mine.

Mennonites? Harumph... Nothin' but a bunch of Amish wannabees.

@Gamboa Constrictor: I never thought that anything would make me long for the triumphant return of Like a Rock.

@AzureTexan: When dealing with religion and shitbag NFL franchises, jihad is never the answer. One man's sixth circle of hell is another man's seventh.

5. If it cost $100 to bang the whore, and $103 to bang the whore with a condom, don't refuse the condom just because of the "ridiculous markup."

Dancing With The Stars should be the peep... er, peek, I mean the peak of Ms. Andrews' career.