@Can I Borrow a Feeling: @Phintastic: All these puns are making me testes.

@tim_lincecum_dumpster: I think that we should all share how we've been screwed by Charlie's illiteracy.

@vdiddy210 - Professional Blog Commentator: You know, not having a rooting interest in either team I hesitate to ask, but what's your definition of "much better." The Jets finished a single game better than the Giants last year. Over the past three years, the Giants have won 8 more games than the Jets. Speaking of…

It being 13 years since I did Spring Break in Daytona Beach and hindsight being 20/20, I should have stayed in a van.

@UkraineNotWeak: Purdue should be back in West Lafayette by Saturday morning.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: "I'm excited about Vermont though. "

Boy, Michael Stipe just doesn't give a shit anymore, does he?

To which Giants fans replied, "Cute idea. Now go sit in your corner and we'll tell you when you can use our stuff."

From this moment forward, anytime someone looks at me like they have no fucking clue what I just said, I'm going to add "Most people don't understand what that means, but I'm married to a South African and have to do this stuff all the time."

"One of my NBA friends in Philly says a bunch of Sixers can't wait for Stephen A. to show up in their locker room so they can have words with him."

I'm probably wrong, but I'm just going to assume that Mengke Bateer is the mythical love-child of Shane Battier and Mateen Cleaves.

He shouldn't slouch. It's poor poisture.

@PaulCrewesBookie: Bitches concur... bitches concur.

@OchentaYcinco: Throw a penny to the feet of Bob Huggins - They call that tithing in West Virginia.

@Hustler of Culture: Thanks for the gold and the frankincense. Don't worry so much about the myrrh next time.

That had better be a load-bearing picture frame.If I'm not mistaken, one of the axioms of baseball is that good teams must be strong up the middle.

Having had more than enough of his self-righteousness, Ann Randy Moss'd Joe's Lambeau Field.

Obviously, given the prior accusation against Ben, we are skeptical of motive, but we will continue to cooperate with everyone involved.

After we had our first kid, my wife convinced me to let a Mexican woman clean our house every other week. She didn't speak a lick of English. I made the mistake of coming home one day while she was there. Every TV in our house was blaring some Telemundo telenovela. It was so loud that until I saw the TV, I was…

You know the tragedy of that screenshot, I had five bills on Nicholls State -10.