In its review of the new AFC and NFC Championship logos, Penthouse gave each a rating of 3/4 erect.

The fundamentals of Griner's sucker-punch were so much better than Kermit Washington's. She sucker-punched that chick the way male basketball players used to sucker-punch each other, back in the day - when the game was played the right way.

@SponsoredbyV8:

@bevraj of choice: I could have sworn that she moved to London and was replaced by Tiffany Amber Thiesen.

@LosDoyers: I watched one episode of this to see Jeffrey Ross. He scratched his friggin retina... DANCING!

'Tis better to lose a World Cup final and retain your dignity than to be the "champion" that got bitched by a frenchman in front of 30 Billion people.

@Sir_Loin: Может быть Twink сверху, или то, что отведенные для медведя ?

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: When you say "way up the Post's alley" I picture Andrea Peyser getting brutally sodomized. Was that the mental image you were going for?

@UweBollocks: "Above all, the story of Ron Mexico reminds us of a time when the only performance-enhancing drug was Valtrex."

@President Camacho: I'm typing this with one hand because the other Hannah's down my pants.

Commence the Pink Hat, Tahmmy from Quinzee and racist Bostonian jokes in 3... 2...

"See! First Darrent Williams, and then our 2009 season. I've been telling you guys, Brandon's incorrigible."

@DAULERIO: Good call for the a.m. Everyone knows that Corey Hart's protective eyewear is best suited for DUAN.

I don't think he ever actually banged her. I could swear that he lost his footing and shot wide right.

John Kruk appears to be very excited over the possibility of wet Hawai'in girls.

Golic, Klostermann, Mariotti, Chad...

Urinate? Sorry signora. If your tits were bigger, you'd be a 10.

Barry, you've got to be kicking yourself over the "Patagonia" daily double. Scott Hamilton would have pointed that out as the moment your dreams went down the crapper.

Lionel Hollins is an ever-present reminder that The Shocker should only be performed by trained professionals.

May 6, 2009: "I don't ever want to be a pregnant woman."