Raptor? Damn near choked on her.

@GaybrahamLincoln: I've always said, a girl that loose, it'd be like throwing a hot dog down a Halloway.

Why couldn't it have been Berman that died pulling Tom Mees' kid out of that pool?

but when the circumstances were explained to [the Dalai Lama], he said that when it comes to adultery, "all religions have the same idea."

I would like to echo that cunt, Anomie M's faggoty comments about Brazzers' horseshit coverage, though without the fucking profanity. I agree the coverage licks the backside of my hairy ball bag, though shit's always been this way (by Brazzers), but the profanity is really unfuckingnecessary.

@AzureTexan: Temporarily forgetting their amateur status, the Zaretskys exclaimed When are they going to payos?

@raincoaster: I'd like to think that was sarcasm.

Canada had just five golds and 10 medals overall, a disappointment for a country that spent $117 million over five years to give extra support to contending athletes and dominate the medals stand.

From the flow chart on dodgerdivorce.com, it looks like Frank McCourt is at least a 50% owner of FireJoeMorgan.com. I don't know what to believe in anymore.

Galloway, you're a clinical associate professor. I'm sure that all this good publicity for NYU will push you into a tenure track position.

@Gourmet Spud: ...Her snatch was a roomy as a Ma Bell phone booth.

Jamie's request [for $900,000+/month spousal support] has been thoroughly documented . . . as being wholly consistent with the parties' marital lifestyle."

@ClintonPortishead: Thank you.

Media reports, including TMZ.com, have said that Woods was enrolled in sex-addiction treatment at a clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

@StuckBetweenStations: This is the Olympics. Let's bedazzle those bathrobes!

I think the best quote from Posnanski"s article was:But, let's be honest: There were other big men during his era. Dave Frost was just as big. Dick Radatz. Stan Williams. Tim Stoddard, of course. Steve Renko was huge. Bill Dawley was a big ol' guy. And, of course, football players were bigger, basketball players were…

"Pardon the interruption, but apparently, I'm gay."

@ArkansasFred: I'll tell you how. She had a series of Santas come to her house, each giving her son a present and then going upstairs to cheer her up.

Ebersol hasn't endured a winter disaster of this magnitude since November 28, 2004.

@BruschisBrewsky: Chris Nilan was going to be his best man, but he got picked up for shoplifting a tux from Filene's Basement.