I'm not sure that being a pro wrestling fan necessarily means you're a retard... excuse me, handicapped.

Mets apologists quickly chalked up the looting to "all the injuries."

@J-No: We just need the right politician to stand up to those starving brats; a leader who won't bow to the impoverished child special interest. Oh wait, there's one, the Lt. Governor of South Carolina. Take it away Andre.

Oh, he's a petard all right. Hoist away.

I know a guy that has Craniosynostosis. He got a DWI on a moped. Had nothing to do with the condition and really isn't relevant, but c'mon, a moped?

Real. Comfortable. Homoerotica.

@Kid Canada: He had to, otherwise the c*nts would never quit their complaining.

Why would they feel the need to cleanup the frat boy's language?

Seconds later, Knight turned, glanced at Money's shirt and called him a sunt.

Olathe Northwest created this "prank" to divert Branstrom's attention from the fact that 6 years ago, they told him that if he coached the girls for "one year" the varsity boys' job would open up and it would be his. Well, what do you know? Coach's cancer went into remission, a 6'6" freshman with handle and his…

Afraid that he'd look like a pussy compared to Davies, Salvador Cabanas just updated his WC2010 injury status from "Out" to "Doubtful."

@Bobby Big Wheel: What the hell happened here this weekend? If The Rules need to be broken out more than once a fortnight, it's time for another purging.

@UkraineNotWeak: Doing the updates for the Michael Kay Show on ESPN Radio in New York. They guy that made that decision also mixes Johnny Walker Blue with Diet Coke.

@Juancho: They even sent us Corey Hart to make Bryan Adams appear "cool."

@Bill Hicks Ringtone: Soccer jokes have about as much life left in them as your handle's namesake.

All those head to head matches and he wasn't docked (points)?

Disassociating himself with UnderArmour, Joel Miller no longer believes that "He Must Protect This Louse."

In related news, Steve Nash was caught on film blowing the Kool-Aid Man in the bathroom of new Cowboys Stadium. Stay tuned to Deadspin for up to the minute coverage.

By the looks of that picture, I'd say LOVELESS IN THE MIDWEST's difficulty making it to The Show and landing a saucy soulmate have something to do with his narrow shoulders and Whore Red lipstick.

Notre Dame graciously kicked in 200 cases of Weis potato chips.