@norbizness: Can you imagine? Moneymaker goes all in with pocket 9's knowing there's only 36.7% chance that Phil Ivey can get the club or jack he'd need on the river. Ivey miscalculates the statistical probability of Moneymaker having pocket 9's because he's distracted by the Great One's "money" sunglasses (sponsored…

No other male athlete used only two feet to intermittantly step on three pedals so deftly, all the while turning left from time to time. Not impressed? He did it all while sitting.

Their socks don't even reach their knees. They're making a traveshamockery of the game.

Basically, Paul claims that the Gerald Christian post smells like Meunier

@MopUpReliever: I have the embedding skills of 75 year old steel-worker.

Kyle Weaver, you are Clermont, Florida.

As soon as that photo surfaced, Lane Kiffin got a chubby and went full court press to poach Orr.

@Sports-Pun: Once I ate 2 Fiber-One granola bars in a 12 hour span. Once.

@Dandy Koufax: Other scenes involve possible staining of one of the homeowner's throw pillows and his carpet.

Once the WSJ revealed that TARP money had been used to pick up a second kicker each team, you knew that heads were going to roll.

@StevieFranchise: You're right, breakfasts come and go. But the Whale...

Frank McCourt charged his estranged wife with acting "directly and through her surrogate Fuller"

@J-No: If he bare-backed Theresa Rogers - yeah, you could say that.

At the risk of pissing off the entire Midwest, isn't the Big 10 watered down enough as it is?

Seconds after that photo was snapped, Nomar inexplicably popped out to 2nd to end the inning.

Lastly, the tortilla. It makes everything to work as one, just like coach Jeter.

Why have the picture of the train wreck a month before "Kornheiser debuts on Monday Night Football?"

I just can't get into female basketball team brawls. They're like real basketball team brawls underwater.

@Lets_Go_Strangers: and yet his illiteracy screws us, time and time again.

Holy crap, I might be real late to the game here, but this is the first time I've noticed Elin's man hands.