Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet.

Pittsburgh and Cincinnati - These are two of the 15 best college football teams in the country? Really?

@YarbookPhoto: Rafer Alston is much more comfortable handling a 28.5 ball.

@Pesti-Esti: That section doesn't apply to sites of SEC games since the games must be contested by institutions of "higher learning."

Later, Ward apologized for BBQing Big Ben's dog for the pre-game meal.

University of Florida police reported two different complaints were filed involving on-field boners in or near the area of Urban Meyer's daughter following the game.

@DandyKoufax: On the other hand, Ted Johnson thinks that Ward's comments are somehow Bill Belichick's fault.

The Florida Highway Patrol apparently does not employ any former reluctant swimsuit models/Swedish nannies.

Her post-Tiger facial injuries are worse that Roy Horn's.

@MildlyRelevant: You may want to familiarize yourself with the Commenting FAQ's.

They are going to have a tainted view of me, and that's not OK.

Jim Leyritz just filed a motion to introduce evidence at trial showing Carlos Dunlap is responsible for the death of Fredia Veitch.

Derek Jeter pisses dignity and shits elegance. He's a man amongst men. He's a Ford Edge in a world of Pontiac Aztecs. God, I admire him.

If your regina's that green, you should probably call your gynecologist.

That lad was doomed the moment Al Davis told him he'd have to wear his Wonderlic score on his jersey.

"Hold it. Next man makes a move, the self-aggrandizing power forward gets it."

Cuthbert will be named honorary captain of the Grey Cup losers.

@Richard Starkey: Were you so upset by the spelling error that you changed your avatar?

@JohhnyDamage: You can tell that he's overrated and got away with murder just from that 35 second clip?

@Lemme_Know_Ho: Sarcasm - You clearly get it.