I can relate. One time, my car broke down near Temple. Like Paco, it too was stripped for parts.

@bevraj of choice: What the fuck? How about a spoiler alert. Why don't you just tell everyone that Bruce Willis is dead, the chick in The Crying Game has a cock and Jimmy Clausen is self-aggrandizing punk that should have been punched in the face the day that he showed up in his stretch-limo.

Simpson claims that Coughlin fined the two women for failing to come 5 minutes early.

That's the dame that taught Fosbury how to flop!

@theballadofrickeyfoggie: The unsub will likely be found with his father, another ND grad. The father will also be wearing chinos. They will undoubtedly be pleated and his button up shirt will be covered by an ill-fitting, embroidered "IRISH" sweatshirt. The father will also smell like Grey Flannel or Polo cologne…

You mean Kyle Boller, the Ravens' all-time leader in passing yards?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Do you eat because you're sad... and sad because you eat?

@nickarmst: I heard that he called you a sunt.

Oh oh. Looks like somebody wore their "away" uniform to a home game. Silly Klansman. Remember, we wear our whites at home and the coloreds on the road.

@norbizness: Just look at him. He's gonna swallow his tears.

@Armen Tamzarian: Bon. + un.

@Armen Tamzarian: Bon. +un

Just wanted to take one more opportunity to tell FIFA, the French Football Federation and Thierry Henry to go shit in their fucking berets.

Lemme tell ya what Melba Toast is packin here...

I remember when my dad and I would watch the Pats game and then go out back and throw the ol' lambskin around.

This is a disgrace. This type of propaganda is going to drive the children of America to the reefer.

@nickarmst: I think it's pronounced "phallus."

I thought KJ was the one that dished out the assists.

@rulesboy: Ray Lewis nods in agreement.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Feel free to leave Burlington, Vermont off that list. Burlington is home to UVM, which hasn't fielded a football team since the early '70s.